To My Friends At CAT Technology

I swear to god, if I get one more spammy, undesired, unprovoked, and COMPLETELY INAPPLICABLE job offer from you (unsolicited I might add, I have NEVER responded to any offer outside of a “Please stop emailing me, and please take my name out of your database”), I am going to drive to whatever state that you are in, find your office, and yell really loud and throw pointy things at your recruiters.

Position: Html Developer
Duration: 2 months +
Location: Cleveland

Ah, yes, this sounds right up my alley. An HTML developer position, how appropriate.

Not only that, but they send you the same job offer, this last one 7 times, in increments of about two minutes or thereabouts.

Does anyone else want to join my anti-CAT Technology rally?